Can I Pet Your Dog?

　　任務名稱：摸狗行動
　　目標：摸到那隻即將經過你身邊的可愛狗勾！
　　手段：想出各種名義敲養狗鄰居的門，趁機偷瞄他的狗；送朋友出門旅遊，正大光明替他照顧狗；在狗必經之處偽裝蟄伏，以得到偷摸一把的機會……
 
　　對家中無狗的愛狗人士來說，最難以抗拒的誘惑，就是看著會快樂汪汪叫的生物，卻無法伸手揉揉牠們的腦袋！
 
　　如果……有方法可以實現你的願望，讓你能和任何素昧平生的大狗小狗，來場友善可愛、融化你心的互動呢？
 
　　就讓這本幽默小書實現你的心願！各種卑鄙狡猾、創意滿滿、令人捧腹的「摸狗提案」，絕對會讓讀者忍不住會心一笑！(文/博客來編譯)

This quirky illustrated book celebrates the urge to pet every dog we see, no matter what obstacles stand in the way.

A laugh-out-loud celebration of our favorite four-legged friends, Can I Pet Your Dog? features a series of increasingly improbable illustrations that nod to the universal experience of bending-over-backwards to give a good pup a well-earned belly rub. Whether it’s covering yourself in bacon grease or pole-vaulting across traffic, these bizarre scenarios all share a common end goal: Must. Pet. That. Dog. The perfect book for any and all dog lovers, this book is a lighthearted ode to good boys and girls everywhere.

HILARIOUS AND RELATABLE CONTENT: Whether you’re tired of people petting your dog all the time, or you’re the one always doing the petting, there’s something in here for everybody, whatever your reality may be!
DOGS DESERVE CELEBRATION: Humanity’s best friend deserves a shout out. Loyal, playful, and always there, pups everywhere keep their owner’s spirits high, and for that, their praise in this book is well deserved!
A GREAT GIFT: A great addition to any dog lover’s coffee table, this hysterical dip-in-dip-out book makes for a thoughtful present.

Perfect for:

• dog lovers and owners
• people who can’t resist petting other people’s dogs
• people who are tired of their dog being pet all the time
• fans of humor books and comics

Jeremy Nguyen is a Brooklyn-based cartoonist, illustrator, and humor writer. His work has been featured in TheNew Yorker, Wired, The Nib, and Airmail Weekly.