苦海小提琴Tiny Violin: Soundtrack for Your Sob Story

　　室友第八百次對你抱怨他的另一半，而勸離的話，你已經說到不想再說；同事對你抱怨他僅僅加薪5%，而你的薪水0.5%都沒加……
 
　　令人白眼翻到後腦勺的情況多不勝數，就讓這把小提琴解救你！
 
　　捏起琴弓(並對準琴弦上的按鈕)，用這把小提琴，為這些瑣碎、帶有炫耀意味的訴苦配上哀傷音樂，讓他們停下沒完沒了的抱怨機關槍，注意到現場真正值得同情的，到底是誰……。
 
　　如果還是沒效，嗯，至少你也好好享受了一段美妙的音樂！
 
　　*內附迷你小提琴與琴弓一組、展示架一個、三顆LR44 1.5V鈕扣型電池(不可充電)、趣味小書一本。

Drown out petty complaints with Tiny Violin! This kit includes everything you need to quell those crocodile tears:

• Plays music: plays a sad tune when the strings button is pressed down
• Violin replica: Includes a 3 4/5＂ replica of a real violin with mini bow and chinrest
• Display stand: An elegant vinyl stand included to store and display your violin
• Illustrated mini book: Includes a 32-page mini book about the origins of ＂tiniest violin＂
• Perfect gift: humorous gag gift or stocking stuffer

Sarah Royal is the author of Creative Cursing, Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant, and several mini-kits. Originally from Jersey, she credits the Garden State for her lucrative potty mouth. You’ll most likely find her exploring new neighborhoods in NYC and collecting strangers, or perhaps drinking Negronis and marathoning The Golden Girls for her scholarly podcast. Visit her at sarahroyal.com.