The Crone Zone: How to Get Older with Style, Nerve, and a Little Bit of Magic

Nina Bargiel has spent most of her career writing for kids, even though she neither has one nor is one. She’s best known for penning the bra episode of Lizzie McGuire, but has also written for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Mao Mao: Adventures of Pure Heart, and whatever else her IMDB says. She owns a formerly feral tuxedo cat named Ron Swanson and drives a pink Mini Cooper which once made Angelyne jealous.